Well…I'm brushing my hair. Well, I say brushing. I'm combing my hair, because I have not been able to find my hairbrush for many years. I decided to brush my hair with 100 strokes, just 'cause I'm awesome like that.
I'm up to 55.
Whatsoever is a cool word. So is defenestration. And sequences. But I think my favorite word is feline. 'cause it sounds groovy, yo.
I'll stop trying to be cool now. I lost all my coolness years ago, when I realized that I would devote the rest of my life to being an enormous geek.
68 strokes now.
Pachyderm is also a really cool word. So is tachyon. Which I have been pronouncing wrong. It's takee-on. Or maybe the dictionary is lying to me.
82!
How could the dictionary betray me like that? We used to be tight, and now… (See paragraph #5)
100 strokes! Wanna see if I can make it to 1000?!
No, I'm not going to do that. You may throw yourselves onto the floor and weep hysterically now.
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I really hope no one randomly runs across my blog today. This isn't a typical post, I swear.
"Yes, it is."
I could have sworn I had a few contingency posts to put up at times when I couldn't think of a single good thing to say. Obviously, I don't. I should do that…
There is a quote somewhere over here. There will now be a new quote there EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Whoa, I totally didn't plan for the arrow to be pointing exactly at the quote. Just kind of in the general area.
(EFITIFY: The arrow no longer points right at the quote. I'm sorry you missed it.
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