In Which I Discuss Chapter Titles

I've always been rather proud of my off-the-wall chapter titles. Since this is a contingency post, that will be more than half the content.

Just some of the ones my strange little mind has come up with recently:

• Operation Crazy Plan
• Fedora Boy and Candy Cane Girl to the Rescue
• There's Batman, Wonder Woman, Wolverine…and Then There's Allie
• In Which Our Protagonists Almost Run over Allie's Boyfriend
• New Friends and Fire
• How to be a Renegade Fighter in Five Easy Lessons You Can Learn at Home
• All Mages Need Familiars, and Robots Don't Count
• An Encounter with a Freaking DRAGON! No, Seriously. 
• Okay, No Dragons in That Chapter, But There Are in This One, I Swear. And Zombies, Zombies Too.
• Good vs. Evil, White Magic vs. Black Magic, Usual Crap
• The Plot Thickens. Not Literally, Of Course, But in the Figurative—Oh, Forget It…
• Don't Worry; We're Pretty Much Near the Climax

Etc.