O Tannenbaum!

That's O Christmas Tree in German! (I apologize in advance for the really, really crappy pictures. My computer is…special.)

So my parents let me have a tree of my own in my bedroom.

Although I have included the usual shiny baubles and glimmering orbs…

Mr. Bell converses idly with a certain Mme. Goldsphere. Oho, what rambunctious antics will that naughty pair be getting up to today, wot?

(I'll stop now.)

…I also opted for a few nerdy additions of my own, like…

baby!Dave clinging to a thing!

baby!John clinging to a thing! (and a snail)

EB: casey my goodness get down from there before you hurt yourself!!!!!!!!

A reindeer ornament from my BFFSIE 4EVERZ Emily gave me. I love it with all my heart. <3 :)

I am--WAS--a member of the Webkinz generation. Here is my first, Misty, looking…more than a little demonic.

Why yes that is a TARDIS and I am a massive Whovian thankyouverymuch. (As if you didn't already know that!)

Instead of a star or an angel or somesuchlike, I have a unicorn finger puppet. Just below it is a light up Tinkerbell toy from Disney World.

Yes. 

Oh Gawd. Oh…Oh Gawd.

No! Don't leave! I promise I haven't forgotten about you! It's just that writing and schoolwork and Homestuck puttering around the internet have been taking up so much of my time lately!

Believe me, I miss posting here. I just…forget. Aw, stop trying to make me feel bad. I ALREADY feel bad that I haven't posted since, what, July? Okay, not July, it was November the 20th. That was…*sigh* that was fifteen days ago.

Oh! But look! I have a surprise for yoooou! It's a scavenger hunt.

The first person to comment on this post with the location of the new salamander gets a FREE…uh…PERSONALIZED DRAWING BY ME!

By which I mean I will draw whatever the heck I feel like and then show it to you.

Finished!

I fixed it! It's all back to somewhat-normal. A word of warning: I couldn't fix everything Iris screwed up, so you may very well find some odd instances in posting while on your archive binge. Don't worry, that's perfectly normal.

What with all this excitement, I'll be keeping a close eye on you kidses over here. Maybe I'll even go back to posting every day!

Aw, heck, we both—all—know that's not going to happen.

FINALLY

Okay, it has been one week and one day since Iris ran rampant, and I've only just now been able to boot her out of the controls. My blog (and novel!) can return to the rightful path! Stuff might not get quite back to the way it was before, but, hey, can't fight change, amirite?

Dude! This is what you did while I was gone?! If I's known I never woulda left!

Well, that's what you get for being a really annoying protagonist. Give yourself a pat on the back. You've earned it.

Look who woke up on the sarcastic side of the bed this morning.

Look who fell out of the sarcastic tree and hit all the branches on the way down.

We should stop now.

Let's.

Can't Even Access The Design Tab…

Iris, what did you do?!

"Is this an attempt to give your blog a story arc?"

Shut up, Claudia.

"Have you tried clicking the "updated Blogger Interface" button? That might work."

I said shut up!