Can't Sleep. Clown'll Eat Me.

"This is your lowest moment."

Not in the slightest. Sure, it's only technically June 3rd, I can't sleep, I'm listening to a Monty Python CD I added to my iTunes, and I got killed by the Panda Mafia in round 1*, but I have had much lower moments.

"Do you remember why you made this post?"

Of course.

"No, you don't. You made it to explain all the 'clever' jokes in Goodnight, Human."

Oh, right. Okay, list time:

1. "I never wanted to do this in the first place. I…I wanted to be a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the rivers of British Columbia!"
2. Clivingchen. Also known as Klivingtchen. If you know what that is, you shouldn't. Unless you're my parents, in which case I'm proud that you remember that. 
3. I've only seen a few episodes of Star Trek: TOS, but…he's very famous.
4. Genre-blind. Exactly what it says on the tin.
5. Muppets and two (kinda) Doctor Who references in one sentence. The world is about to implode.
6. Because it's French. French people are always cool. 
7. Bill Harley=Amazing
8. I love that song. 
9. Cacodemon: Because it sounded cool and reminded me of chocolate. 
10. Apparently, my dad doesn't think the Cell Phone Plan actually works. I'll show him. Someday, when I've been kidnapped by an alien and they're searching the crime scene and they find my phone…
11. X-Files. Doctor Who. Invader Zim. Remember what I said in #5? This paragraph causes the whole bloody solar system to implode.
12. The Moral: Also might have something to do with Boy Scouts. I.D.K. I was going to add some sort of "Beep Repaired" joke, but…I'm la
13. I copy-pasted the last word of the post from a word document. It's the best way to get your epically amazing fonts into blog posts. 
14. I also thought it would be vaguely pertinent to mention that my ice cream from a few days ago looked a lot better (by better, I mean worse) when I was scooping it out of the carton. But then it kind of melted and I kind of ate it. So there you go. 

I'm going to try to go to sleep now, despite the fact that I'm wide awake. 

Awesome thing of today: ZOMSSKJG LOOK! Insomnia has turned into dreams coming true! (Well, dream come true would be actually getting to be on the show. But it was cancelled a year ago. Bloody stupid whatever it was I don't really remember what Wikipedia said.)

* [cue crickets]