(N)FAQ

Here are some FAQs that nobody has ever asked me, but I sometimes pretend they do.


What is this blog about?


Good question. If I knew, I would tell you. I guess it's about…me!


Who is Claudia?


She's my inner editor. And conscience. But not my inner child, that title belongs to Stephanie. She still lives in my old city, so I don't see her very often.


If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?


None, because ice cubes don't have bones.


Are you a ninja?


Maybe





What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

What is your favorite book?

Ach, don't ask me that! I can't choose! But I did write an epic post about that very subject. 

What sort of writing projects are you working on right now?

Whelp, after my '11 NaNo novel, I'm going to start work on a 'verse that I've been planning for quite a while now. Also, lots and lots of short stories.