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Hi. I'm bored. This post shall have no coherency whatsoever.

Well…I'm brushing my hair. Well, I say brushing. I'm combing my hair, because I have not been able to find my hairbrush for many years. I decided to brush my hair with 100 strokes, just 'cause I'm awesome like that.

I'm up to 55.

Whatsoever is a cool word. So is defenestration. And sequences. But I think my favorite word is feline. 'cause it sounds groovy, yo.

I'll stop trying to be cool now. I lost all my coolness years ago, when I realized that I would devote the rest of my life to being an enormous geek.

68 strokes now.

Pachyderm is also a really cool word. So is tachyon. Which I have been pronouncing wrong. It's takee-on. Or maybe the dictionary is lying to me.

82!

How could the dictionary betray me like that? We used to be tight, and now… (See paragraph #5)

100 strokes! Wanna see if I can make it to 1000?!

No, I'm not going to do that. You may throw yourselves onto the floor and weep hysterically now.

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I really hope no one randomly runs across my blog today. This isn't a typical post, I swear.

"Yes, it is."

I could have sworn I had a few contingency posts to put up at times when I couldn't think of a single good thing to say. Obviously, I don't. I should do that…

There is a quote somewhere over here. There will now be a new quote there EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Whoa, I totally didn't plan for the arrow to be pointing exactly at the quote. Just kind of in the general area.

(EFITIFY: The arrow no longer points right at the quote. I'm sorry you missed it.

I Feel Old

Does anyone remember that there was a time when movies came out on tape before DVD? And there was a time when DVDs—and Blu-Rays, which I'm not sure I'm spelling right—weren't even invented? And you could buy a car that would play cassette tapes instead of CDs? God, I feel so old. I'm not old enough to remember vinyl records or silent movies, but I still feel really, really old.

I went to the optometrist today and they put on The Little Mermaid II in the waiting room for these little girls, and it was on video tape. When the lady was putting it in the machine, I thought, "Whoa, weird." Then I remembered, "Oh yeah…I was part of the generation that watched movies on tape, even if I was on the tail end."

In addition to feeling old, I'm also feeling loopy from having my eyes dilated and staring at the screen is giving me a headache, so now I'm going to go lie down for a while.

Procrastination

YesMomIdidmyhomeworktodayyoudon'thavetoworryabouthatkthnxbai.

Ah, procrastination. My biggest vice. Youtube, Email, blogging (heheheh), the NaNo forums, writing… I have much more important things to do, but I still automatically think "ZOMG NEW EMAIL! MUST READ!" before "I should really do some more homework. I have to get all this done before September. *twiddles thumbs*"

My biggest source of procrastination is probably Youtube. Partly because I love clicking between channels, seeing if people have posted new videos, and partly because, for every two minutes of music I listen to, I spend five minutes clicking around, looking for new music.

Ironically, I stopped in the middle of this post, which was a source of procrastination in the first place, and did some other random stuff. So I procrastinated on procrastinating (within a dream!) Funny, that.

Awesome-Video-That-I've-Watched-Several-Times-Already: I've been waiting for this forever! And--and--Steven Moffat!

*epic fangirl squee*