Hullo. This is an archive of all the quotes appearing in that li'l widget down in the sidebar. I really don't know why I'm excited about having a quote widget, but there you go.
- The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't necessarily soften the bad things, but, vice versa, the bad things don't always spoil the good things. —Doctor Who
- All right, all right. I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines. —Mystery Men
- If I win I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That is the way history is written. —Artemis Fowl
- It is generally thought, on those worlds where the mall lifeform has seeded, that people take the wire baskets away and leave them in strange and isolated places, so that squads of young men have to be employed to gather them together and wheel them back. This is exactly the opposite of the truth. In reality, the men are hunters, stalking their rattling prey across the landscape, trapping them, breaking their spirit, taming them and herding them to a life a slavery. Possibly. —Reaper Man
- I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all? —Doctor Who
- "She's like the singing frog in that cartoon. You know: 'HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY—OH! HERE COMES DAVE! Ribbit.'"
"So, tell me, Beth, does this singing frog tell you to do things?"
—Newsradio
- Sometimes I just think funny things! —Arthur
- Less of a young professional. More of an ancient amateur. But frankly, I'm an absolute dream. —Doctor Who
- No matter who you are, no matter where you live, no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read. —Lemony Snicket
- I myself am strange and unusual. —Beetlejuice
- There, there, Hagrid. It's not really goodbye, after all. —Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
- Henry, Henry, this is my answer true/I'm not crazy over the likes of you/If you cannot afford the carriage/Forget about the marriage/I won't be jammed, I won't be crammed on a bicycle built for two! —Second verse of A Bicycle Built For Two
- Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you didn't ask for and don't always like. —Lemony Snicket
- Please don't stop playing, Fry. I want to see how it ends. —Futurama
- If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine. —Star Wars
- Now I can cross the Shifting Sands. —Last words of L. Frank Baum
- To the puppy-sized elephant, my puff is a forest! —John Green
- You cannot escape us, and to change us would lead to your demise. —Carl King
- What are you Captain of, the Innuendo Squad? —Doctor Who
- Change is nature, Dad. The part that we can influence, and it starts when we decide. —Ratatouille
- The Kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance. —Good Omens
- In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. —Andy Warhol
- Okay, sweetie, you see that couch? That's your brain. You see your butt on that couch? That's your brain on drugs. So…get the hell off my couch. —3rd Rock
- I always think of the Doctor, bizarrely, as the more human one. Because he's sort of like, in my mind, an angel who aspires to be human. Whereas Sherlock Holmes is a human who aspires to be a god. —Steven Moffat
- If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if that thing is cats. —Lemony Snicket
- Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The square pegs in round holes. The ones who see things differently. They aren't fond of the rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the one thing you can't do is ignore them, because they change things. They push the human race forward, and while some see crazy ones we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do. —Unknown
- We all eat a handful of dirt before we die, Annie. Who cares if it tastes like cherries? —Gunnerkrigg Court
- Then we're agreed; you are hellbent on literally seizing his shrill, bearded livestock. —Homestuck
- I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible. —The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Snuffy, nighttime is just like day—only darker. —Jay Jay the Jet Plane
- The only winning move is not to play. —WarGames
- Consider this your first lesson in showmanship. —Homestuck
