I'm Bored

If I had a catchphrase, it would probably be "*sigh* I'm bad at this," or if I'm being sarcastic, "I'm very good at this."

Likewise, if I wrote a book full of quotes, it would be full of things like this:

• One of my favorite hobbies is to go on Google Translate and make it say dumb things in Russian. 
• I figured out that if you press on the space next to the trackpad on my laptop, it clicks. This might be a manufacturing error, but I was really freaked out until I figured out what was happening. 
• One Thanksgiving, my cousin and I went for a walk. We ran back once we realized we had been gone for hours. We hadn't, my watch was an hour ahead. There was a moral to this story, but now I can't remember what it is.
• I was slightly disappointed when I found out I was too old to sit at the kids' table on holidays. I'm still upset.
• My mind wanders, but that's okay, because it usually comes back. 

I agree with that last one wholeheartedly.