People Are Weird, But I'm The Weirdest

I was looking through a math notebook of mine that I haven't used in a few months, and I found some rather questionable material. The question, of course, being "What were you thinking?" If you want to see a carrot holding a knife next to a tomato in a pool of ketchup, I'm your gal, apparently.

Also, there's a lot of doodles of animals. Zebras, a raccoon named Maurice, elephants, monkeys, a lot of cutesy bears, lizards (they might be dragons), one of my friends as a ghost, a creature I named "Whacko," and Winnie the Pooh characters. TARDISs, Daleks, Cybermen, and dirigibles are also plentiful.

And then there's a page completely devoted to:

I got up in the morning and got on the yellow death machine.

You should throw up

is my tongue blue? It's a jolly rancher. No, it's a disease.

“Lapis lazui.”

“Lactose intolerant.”

“I'm lactose intolerant!”

“everybody thinks I am. I throw up.”

he tore it up like a little baby!

Yes, these are all things my actual classmates actually said. That's not even the worst of it. There are some even stranger things. 


Claudia is in the depths of the netherworld today, so this post is completely devoid of her usual snarky comments. 


Oh, right, I should find you something awesome for today. Lessee, what am I listening to… This! :D