Showing posts with label Time Machines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Time Machines. Show all posts

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Ireland, pt 6: The Next Day

Good news, everyone! I've invented a time machine that— No, wait, sorry. That's something else. The actual good news is that I found my Ireland notebook!

To summarize what happened in parts #1 through #5, I spent a couple of days at my friend's house before driving to the airport, where we waited for a while until it was time to get on the plane. Sadly, the plane didn't involve humorous humorous rapid-fire comedy and Robert Hays. I did, however, watch Meet the Robinsons and pretended to crush buildings with my fingers.

On my second day in Ireland, we drove around for a while and went to a mall. Then we went to the butter museum and then walked around for an eternity. It took ages to get out of the parking garage with our enormous van. Oh, and on the way back we stopped by a roadside tower ruin that had been owned by Sir Raleigh. Got home. Slept.

On the fourth day, we went to the Tall Ships festival and such. However, I SOMEHOW managed to skip day three, so I'll devote the rest of this post to that.

On the third day I woke up at the crack of dawn an spent a lot of time running around barefoot and eating yogurt, although not entirely at the same time. After everyone else woke up, a few of us decided to go on a tour of cool little shops that have their own tour, with a map and everything. There was a cheese shop behind which there were ducks, goats, and pigs. I don't know where the pictures of said animals went, so here are some pictures from the internet.
That's totally what happened.
D'aww!
Perfect!

After that, we visited the Kells Priory, which has no relation to the Book of Kells. (Look out for mention of that later!) I skulked around, acting gothy. What can I say, I like creepy, old stuff! After that, I bought a mini-tube of Pringles at a small store, visited a pottery with a dog names Faust, and had hot chocolate and pancakes at a cafe in town for lunch. We walked around the mall—a different mall, this time—before heading home. 

And that's it, pretty much. I've declared the Priory to be the Dunnottar Castle of my Ireland trip, although that only makes sense if you've heard me go on a love-rant about the aforementioned castle. 

Thursday, June 9, 2011

My Mouth Hurts

Because I went to the orthodontist and now it hurts a lot. I can't eat pasta without falling onto the floor and screaming "Dear God, the pain!"

Okay, I may have exaggerated that a wee bit. But it still hurts.

Um, what was I going to say…

"You'll have to forgive her. Her brain is broken today."

I hate you, Claudia.

"You watched Back To The Future last night. Were you going to mention that?"

Yes, I did, and yes, I was.

It was awesome. I watched the first two movies and now I'm going to have to watch the third one or my brain is going to explode from wondering what happens.

Good movie. Really.

Oh, and I maded a little box that I'll write a quote in every day. Spawned from the fact that I have a long list of quotes saved to my computer, and also because I now am the proud owner of a copy of Horseradish.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Time Machines and Scary Messages

This post is going to be just me recounting a couple of dreams that I had. The first one I had last night, but I can only remember a bit of it. The second I had a long time ago and really freaked me out. I count it as my only real "nightmare."

Last night's dream was basically about the TV show 3rd Rock From The Sun, so it might not make much sense to most of my friends that are reading this. Anyway, Tommy (a character) from one of the first seasons found a time machine and came to the "present," which was around the fourth season. And for some reason nobody noticed that he looked completely different. But then the Tommy from the present walked in and everybody started freaking out. That, I think, is when I woke up.

I bet this means that I need to stop watching so much TV.

In the other dream, my nightmare, I was sitting on the floor of my room, and I happened to look over and see a small TV sitting inside a TV case with velvet curtains. The screen was black, but then the word CLICK appeared in the center of the screen and all the air got sucked out of the room. I tried to call for help, but I couldn't breathe.

I'm pretty sure I died in that dream. That seems to happen to me a lot.