Bleh.

Friends! Readers! Countrymen! Lend me your ears…

Guess what I did this weekend! Feast of the Hunter's Moon. I'd put a link there but I am incredibly lazy today (more on that in a moment) and if you're reading this, you must have access to a search engine, right? Well, I meant to leave behind a long, meandering post on Friday to tide y'alls over until I got back, but I wasn't able to. Sadface. (By which I mean, I forgot.)

So, the Feast was pretty great. Bought a lotta stuff, ate three bowls of Noodleables over two days, slept in the car…oh, yeah, and now I am very sick. Like, pounding-headache, already-used-half-a-box-of-tissues, cannot-get-out-of-bed-or-I'll-fall-over-asdfghjkl kind of sick.

Not. Fun.

I would actually rather be at school, feeling well, than in bed, feeling like crap, even if I do have peanut butter cookies.

Which is why I am incredibly lazy and can't seem to do anything but watch Futurama and eat food and read fanfiction. (Somewhat warped alliteration!)

BUT I have a lot of free time today! Free time that I can spend on my new Ultra-Super-Secret-Awesome-Project! I have a schedule worked up and everything. If it's not done by next week, I will be sad and mopey for a few days before I come up with a new Ultra-Awesome-Project!!!!!1!!! 


Uh…yeah. What was the point of this post?

A Stroke of Brilliance

So, earlier today I watched the first two Star Wars films. By which I mean, A New Hope (IV) and The Empire Strikes Back (V), not…the other ones. BUT! During the scene In V where Han Solo flies the Millenium Falcon into an asteroid field, I took note of Leia's line, "You don't have to do this just to impress me." I knew that in my current writing project (Untitled), Han would have most likely retorted, "Because I'm obviously trying to impress you," or something along those lines.

HANG ON A MINUTE, GIRLFRIEND.

Lily—Han—Hatter—Leia—Crossover—Sweet zombie Jesus! (Aheh. Heh. Random Futurama joke inserted for your confusion.)

• I had the brilliant idea to rewrite the Star Wars Original Trilogy with my characters. 
• Kitty, the slightly annoying younger sister of my MC's friend, as Luke 
• Hatter (yes-it's-Alice-in-Wonderland-themed-why-you-ask?) as Leia
• Lily, his fiancee, as Han Solo
• Allie, my MC, as R2D2
• Arthur, Allie's friend and Kitty's older brother, as C3PO
• The magician Dune, Kitty's former mentor, as Obi-Wan Kenobi (I had to invent a couple of characters, but now they're actually making the story better!)
• Bianca, Lily's mother and Arthur and Kitty's aunt, as Lando Calrissian (another invented character, but I swear she's gonna be great.)
• Anatolia, the main Big Bad and owner of a company that makes toasters, as Darth Vader
• Maurice, Anatolia's lame-ish brother, as the Emperor
• Aaaand finally: Parker, Allie's boyfriend and a complete geek, as Yoda

I've written just a little bit, but it's already hilarious to everyone who's read the original story. (Including me, that number would be one.)

I am such a geek.