[My dad and I crossing a bridge]
Me: If I had a sword, it would be hard to resist the temptation to slice this wire just for fun.
Dad: Then the bridge would fall into the water.
Me: Yeah, but I'd run to the other side before that happened.
Dad: In flip-flops?
Me: Pfft, if I had a sword I wouldn't be wearing flip-flops.
Dad: You can run across the bridge anyway. You don't have to destroy it.
Me: What would be the fun in that?
Dad: 0_o
[I honestly don't know why my parents haven't started tuning out as soon as I say "If I had a sword…"]
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