And What Is This?

I leave you alone for half an hour and you've deleted my newest post. The post which I am fairly positive I posted.

"Fairly positive? How can you be fairly positive?"

I just can! Don't contradict me, Claudia. I'm in a ludicrously bad mood today.

NE way…

Why I shouldn't write anything at 1:30 AM:

 “Rats,” said Arthur, without a hint of emotion. He was terrified out of his wits. “Gosh.”

The rats stared at the humans. The humans stared at the rats.

“They're awfully large rats,” Lily remarked.

“What do we do now?” Arthur clamped his hands together behind his back to stop them from trembling. “Seeing as the rats see us. And they are definitely armed. I've never seen firearms so…I believe the phrase is pimped out.”

“Basically,” Lily said slowly, inching down the stairs, “we implement Emergency Backup Plan C7b: Only In Extreme Circumstances.”

“What's that, then?”

“Run."

My protagonists' speech patterns seem to be mimicking my thought patterns at that time. Hey, it's not my fault that I stumbled across Wil Wheaton's reviews of Star Trek: TNG episodes or that online games are so delightfully addicting.

Will not click that link…will not click that link…

Today's awesome thing: This. Period.