Showing posts with label Reason #1 for Not Doing Drugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reason #1 for Not Doing Drugs. Show all posts

Monday, August 15, 2011

Dream Wars, Episode V: The Cybermen Strike Back

Things I remember from the dream I had last night (that is what NFM was originally supposed to be about, after all):
  • It involved, for some unexplained reason, me going to stay with some of my favorite internet personalities at this very important, very schmancy hotel, although they were living in the not-schmancy basement.
  • Me knowing that Cybermen were hiding behind random things, waiting to attack the schmancy hotel, even though I never actually saw them. I guess I'm just Genre Savvy like that.
  • My friend's mom coming to pick me up, claiming that I couldn't stay here with the very nice internet people. Very sad. 
  • Somebody hacking my NaNoWriMo account and posting random gibberish and dinosaur GIFs. They didn't even post new posts, they just efited my old ones. I eventually got my account back under my control, with the help of one of the internet personalities. She was very nice about it, even though I woke her up in the middle of the night, babbling about Purple Elephants and dinosaur GIFs.
  • Me and my parents driving around a frozen late, even though it wasn't winter. Not even for any particular reason, just because we wanted to. It was awesome
I remember next to nothing about how these scenes are supposed to fit together, but they're relatively amusing just on their own.

Friday, August 12, 2011

I'm Writing Poetry. Be Afraid.

Behind the scenes
I shine the rings
Meanwhile, try to coalesce
Behold this charming poet…ess?
Or something.

I'm not good at writing poetry that makes sense. Anyway, here's some stuff I wrote today. The only artificial stimulants used were my magnet board and some orange juice, seriously.

Precious Goddess on Attention

From inside our stagnant treasure
Or launching purple mammal weather
Shimmer phoenix sister most
Bright like dwells we ion boast

Narrow collapse, no powder minor 
Limbo'd shadows summit timer
Fountain vistas swoop above
Telecoped winter union love

Reflect lone ring with spacious pleasure
Power sparkle if heaven's measure
Test for space, delirious coast
Severe celestial window 

›–‹

I Truly Adore a Loving Cheese Rescue

Happy hard abyss on curve
Dappled whisper, cargo hold

Dark as snow, ripped asunder
Said the soul with pirate plunder

Swim red rain
Back again
Stagger 
Mystery
Glimmer 
Symphony

Crash my gaze
Picture it
Temple ringing scorpion pit

›—‹

"Like a Throbbing Pony Party"

Hero's lair in star above
Laughing cat stalks turtledove
Early heart with scratch inside
Serpent's summer holds the signs
As Death's balmy spaceship watches

Cross-create by mirror Rose
Radiating golden stealthy toes
Venom's ache in heart of Root
Magic spark makes fountain moot
Winter over vision drop

Dream of sun rights enemy
Shadow one awakes to me
Soaring's orangy sweet tomorrow
Wish again, fire brings sorrow

›—‹

And there you have it. Three poems by me. 

[WARNING: Any attempt to discern deeper meaning in Omnia's poetry may result in inanity, need for therapy, internal bleeding, and/or a slow, painful death. Omnia's poetry should not be taken internally. If accidentally swallowed, call your local fire department immediately. Apply directly to the forehead.]