My Plans As An Evil Overlady

Yes, I do believe that is the correct feminine form of overlord. Or I might just be making this whole thing up, that's for you to decide.

This is what I would do if I became Evil Overlady of the Entire World to make the Earth a near-perfect planet. It kind of hinges on us having terraforming technology and an indestructible dome-making material.

Step 1: Gather the entire human race (and most of the animals and birds and plants and weird oozy stuff from the bottom of the ocean) inside many indestructible domes placed in strategic locations across the planet.

Step 2: Destroy EVERYTHING ELSE. Just blow it up, make a clean slate.

Step 3: Speed-terraform the world back up to the present day, except it was like no humans ever lived there.

Step 4: Return to the earth. Set up houses and workplaces and such in the giant trees that will have grown all over the place. For animals like pigs and cattle and horses that we might need, build treetop stables.

Step 5: For food, use flood planes to farm while the rivers are low, and eat stored food when they are too high. The pigs and cattle mentioned above are for meat supplement. Also, natural nuts and berries and edible flowers are, um, edible as well.

Step 6: Realize how crazy and long this post is and decide to stop. I think I'm going to post a dream now, so I'll see you over on that post. Up and Atom!